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IT builds a new help desk system for the organization where this pilot fish works, and it's a big improvement.

"Now users could enter help desk tickets from anywhere and have the ticket routed to the right person," says fish.

"Our CIO made the decision that this help desk could be used for anything, PC-related or not. For example, it could be used for building maintenance requests.

"About three days into the new help desk, a ticket is entered requesting building service -- there was a window leaking.

"My CIO was reading all of the calls. To this one he dutifully responded: 'Please enter your version of Windows when opening a ticket.'"

Smilies
'Smilies' are small graphical images that can be used to convey an emotion or feeling. If you have used email or internet chat, you are likely familiar with the smilie concept. Certain standard strings are automatically converted into smilies. Try twisting your head on one side if you do not 'get' smilies; using a bit of imagination should reveal a face of some description.

If you want to disable smilies in a post that you make, you can select the 'Disable Smilies' option when posting. This is particularly useful if you are posting program code and you do not want ;) converted to a smilie face!

Standard Smilies
What to Type Resulting Graphic Meaning
:spawn: Spawn Spawn
:sing2: sing sing
:reel: reel reel
:usuck: You Suck You Suck
:angel4: angel angel
:cup: Cup Cup
:king: The King The King
:drool: Drool Drool
:D Very Happy Very Happy
:green_inn innocent innocent
:jcool: Joe cool Joe cool
:grindance Grin Dance Grin Dance
:rosie: rosie rosie
:-P Razz Razz
:asl: ASL ASL
:dp: Drunk Pirate Drunk Pirate
:black: Black Black
:angry_fir ANGRY ANGRY
:?: Question Question
:laugh: Laugh Laugh
:ghost2: Ghost 2 Ghost 2
:suprise: Suprise Suprise
:knights: Knights Knights
:snarl: Snarl Snarl
:smirk: Smirk Smirk
:confused2 Confused Confused
:star: star star
:frog1: Frog 1 Frog 1
:smile_4: Smilie Smilie
:camera: Camera Camera
:lurk: Lurking Lurking
:SHOCK: SHOCK SHOCK
:shock3: Shock 3 Shock 3
:blush: Blush Blush
:confused3 Confused 3 Confused 3
:roll" roll roll
:ha: Ha Ha
:violin: violin violin
:x Mad Mad
:laughing: Laughing Laughing
:!: Exclamation Exclamation
:tup2: Thumbs Up 2 Thumbs Up 2
:sleigh: Sleigh Sleigh
:goof: Goof Goof
:fine_prin Fine Print Fine Print
:heart: heart heart
:umm: Ummmm Ummmm
:bluezzz: blue zzzz blue zzzz
:laugh_spi laugh spit laugh spit
:frown: Frown Frown
:purplejaw jawdrop jawdrop
:skin: Skin Skin
:smile2: Smilie Smilie
:mail: mail mail
:buzz: Sugar High Sugar High
:Angel: Angel Angel
:arrow2: arrow arrow
:idea: Idea Idea
;poke: poke poke
:love4: Love4 Love4
:rface: Red Face Red Face
:bonk: Bonk Bonk
:rofl: rofl rofl
:rofl2: ROFL 2 ROFL 2
:lol: Laughing Laughing
:big_smile big smile tounge big smile tounge
:ha1: Ha!!!! Ha!!!!
:green_pat green patch green patch
;) Wink Wink
:ring: Ring Ring
:purple-cr purple cry purple cry
:thmbdwn: Thumbs down Thumbs down
:thinkin: Thinkin Thinkin
:santa: Santa Santa
:smile_rol roll smile roll smile
:bgrin: Big Grin Big Grin
:IGNORE: ignore ignore
:yellowsle Sleep Sleep
:tounge2: Tounge Tounge
:mooner: Mooner Mooner
:rose: Rose Rose
:crysmiley crysmiley crysmiley
:phone Phone Phone
:teeth2: Teeth Teeth
:green_puk puke puke
:coach: Coach Coach
:scratch: scratch scratch
:mnote: Music Note Music Note
:hurry: Hurry Hurry
8) Cool Cool
:big_coffe big coffee big coffee
:baaa: baaa baaa
:cof4: Coffee4 Coffee4
:faint: Faint Faint
:yawn2: Yawn 2 Yawn 2
:wink: Wink Wink
:fish: Fish Fish
:snoopy: Snoopy Snoopy
:exclaim: Exclaim Exclaim
:thmbup: Thumbs up Thumbs up
:sperm: sperm sperm
:tempting: Tempted Tempted
:smile2: Smilie Smilie
:green_coo Cool breeze Cool breeze
:pissed: Pi$$ed Pi$$ed
:wink2: Wink Wink
:bow: bow bow
:rhug: Hug from right Hug from right
:att: Attention! Attention!
:knight: knight knight
:ymca: YMCA YMCA
:confused3 Confused Confused
:rbow: Rainbow Rainbow
:blinky: blinky blinky
:srose: small rose small rose
:yeti: Yeti Yeti
:curse: curse curse
:? Confused Confused
:confused: Confused Confused
:cof3: Coffee3 Coffee3
:owned: Owned Owned
:roll: Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes
:bighat: Big Hat Big Hat
:NoNo: No No No No
:cursor: Cursor Cursor
:grump: grump grump
:thumbs_up Thumbs Up Thumbs Up
:lhug: Hug from Left Hug from Left
:cool2: Cool Cool
:hcuff: handcuff handcuff
:jerker: Jerk It Jerk It
:furious: furious furious
:agree: Agree Agree
:baby: Baby Baby
:lips: red Lips red Lips
:why: Why? Why?
:evil2: Evil 2 Evil 2
:shock: Shocked Shocked
:wizard: wizard wizard
:love5: Love5 Love5
:cbaby: Cray Baby Cray Baby
:cof2: Coffee2 Coffee2
:ohsnap: OhSnap OhSnap
:warn: Warn Warn
:twisted: Twisted Evil Twisted Evil
:kingtut: Egypt Egypt
:welcome: Welcome Welcome
:claw: Claw Claw
:clap: applause applause
:grrr: Grrrr Grrrr
:pimpin: Pimp Daddy Pimp Daddy
:msn" msn msn
:snap: Snapshot Snapshot
:pacman: Pacman Pacman
:thumbs_do Thumbs down Thumbs down
:bandito: Bandito Bandito
:shock2: shock shock
:sun: sun sun
:blinky2: Blinky 2 Blinky 2
:clock: Clock Clock
:word: Word Word
o.O Surprised Surprised
:hearts: hearts hearts
:wink: Wink Wink
:evil: Evil or Very Mad Evil or Very Mad
:purple_co purple confused purple confused
:surf: Surf Surf
:change: Change Change
:blah_blah blah blah blah blah
:| Neutral Neutral
:groucho: Groucho Groucho
:gimme: Gimme Gimme
:brkheart: broken heart broken heart
:bowl: Bowl Bowl
:cruisin: Cruisin Cruisin
:switch: Switch Switch
:sad2: sad sad
:moon: Moon Moon
:blush3: blush blush
:xmas: Cake Cake
:locked: Locked Locked
:( Sad Sad
:wolf_smil Smilie Smilie
:ohno: Oh no Oh no
:wootd: Woot Dance Woot Dance
:jig1: Jig 1 Jig 1
:cry: Crying or Very sad Crying or Very sad
:rollsmile Roll smile Roll smile
:arrow: Arrow Arrow
:sillywave silly wave silly wave
:grim: Grim Grim
:grey_zzzz grey zzzz grey zzzz
:weights: weights weights
:rolleyes: angel angel
:rofl3: ROFL 3 ROFL 3
:overlord: Overlord Overlord
:female: female female
:scared2: Scared 2 Scared 2
:stooges: Stooges Stooges
:frown2: Frown Frown
:puppy: puppy puppy
:eat: eat eat
:redargue: Argue Argue
:zoomsm: Zoom Smiley Zoom Smiley
:frown_4: Frown Frown
:gift: Present Present
:shocker: The Shocker The Shocker
:) Smilie Smilie
:blue_2_vr cry cry
:silly: Silly Silly
:ndence: Naughty Dance Naughty Dance
:oops: Embarassed Embarassed
:nya: nya nya nya nya
:rotlmfao: ROTLMFAO ROTLMFAO
:blink2: Blink 2 Blink 2
:idea: Idea Idea
:sleepy: sleepy sleepy
:ranting: Ranting Ranting
:blue_zzzz blue zzzz blue zzzz
:devil: Devil Devil
:orderinth Order Order
:mean: Mean Mean
:speaker: speaker speaker
:male: male male
:pop: Pop Pop
:drool1: Drool 1 Drool 1
:doctor: Doctor Doctor
:read: Read Read
:boo: Boo Boo
:beer3: Beer 3 Beer 3
:fro: Fro Fro
:whistle: whistle whistle
Business Smilies
What to Type Resulting Graphic Meaning
:yellowbul Yellow Bullet Yellow Bullet
:aquabulle Aqua Bullet Aqua Bullet
:purplebul Purple Bullet Purple Bullet
:blackbull Black Bullet Black Bullet
:redbullet Red Bullet Red Bullet
:greenbull Green Bullet Green Bullet
:ball: Ball Ball
:censored: Doghouse Doghouse
:iflash: iconflash iconflash
Mechanical Devices
What to Type Resulting Graphic Meaning
:copcar: Cop Cop
:boat3: Boat 3 Boat 3
:car6: Car 6 Car 6
:laserblas Laser blast Laser blast
:4x4: 4x 4x
:car4: Another car Another car
:cops1: Cops1 Cops1
:gears: Gears Gears
:car: car car
:boat2: Boat II Boat II
:tank: Tank Tank
:tomcat2: Tomcat2 Tomcat2
:tomcat: Tomcat Tomcat
:dragster: Dragster Dragster
:moto: Motorcycle 1 Motorcycle 1
:motor: Motor Motor
Frustration
What to Type Resulting Graphic Meaning
:user: Wolfen Wolfen
:destroy: Destroy Destroy
:slam: Brick Wall Brick Wall
:throw: Throw it Throw it
Mayhem
What to Type Resulting Graphic Meaning
:saw2: Saw 2 Saw 2
:007: 007 007
:die_now: die die
:dspank Donkeyspank Donkeyspank
:minigun: Minigun Minigun
:runover: Run Over Run Over
:nuts: NUTKICK NUTKICK
:matrix2: Matrix2 Matrix2
:PC_thief: PC_thief PC_thief
:chase_axe chase chase
:pow: Pow Pow
:2gun: 2 Guns 2 Guns
:flame2: Flame 2 Flame 2
:luke: star wars star wars
:farting: farting farting
:saw: Chainsaw Chainsaw
:rocket: Rocket Rocket
:phasers: phasers phasers
:burst: Burst Burst
:punch: Punch Punch
:fart: fart fart
:jaws: Jaws Jaws
:guillotin guillotine guillotine
:bd: BD BD
:fight2: Fight 2 Fight 2
:nuke: nuke nuke
:blastem: Cannon Cannon
:fart_3: fart 3 fart 3
:whip: Whip Whip
:hang: Hang Hang
:spank: Spank me Spank me
:chair: Chair Beating Chair Beating
:gunslinge gun slinger gun slinger
:pirate: pirate pirate
;kill: kill kill
:max: Max Max
:flame: Flame Flame
:teeth: Teeth Teeth
:largeaxe: Large AXE Large AXE
:mgun: M Gunner 2 M Gunner 2
:laser: Laser Laser
:mater: Tomato Tomato
:exploding explode explode
:twak: Twak Twak
:chaseaxe: Chase axe Chase axe
:snipe2: Sniper 2 Sniper 2
:duel: Dueling Dueling
:kill2: Kill 2 Kill 2
:snipe: Snipe Snipe
:fall: Fall Fall
:vampire: vampire vampire
:grab: Grab Grab
:beatonhea Beat on head Beat on head
Party Smilies
What to Type Resulting Graphic Meaning
:drinkofbe drinkofbeer drinkofbeer
:guitar2: Guitar 2 Guitar 2
"puke: puke puke
:jack: Jack Jack
:guitar: guitar guitar
:drink: drink drink
:bang3: Banger 3 Banger 3
:bluebange Blue Banger Blue Banger
:dance: dance dance
:party2: Party 2 Party 2
:metalhead metal head metal head
:rockband: rockband rockband
:goofy_san goofy santa goofy santa
:drunk: DRUNK DRUNK
:party" party party
:band: band band
:reindeer: Reindeer Reindeer
:wee: yehaw yehaw
:mj: Micaheal Micaheal
:beer_3: beer beer
:mohawk: Mohawk Mohawk
:biggrin: Big Grin Big Grin
:belch: belch belch
:yellowspo yellow spot yellow spot
:cocktail: cocktail cocktail
:dunce; dunce dunce
:jig2: Jig 2 Jig 2
:ballet: ballet ballet
:group: Group Group
:redspotwa walk spot walk spot
:vomit_on_ Vomit on friend Vomit on friend
:beer: beer beer
:cheeers: Cheers Cheers
:xmasman: XmasMan XmasMan
:redspot: Spot Spot
:jump_clap Jump Clap Jump Clap
:nanajam: Banana jam Banana jam
:2drunks: 2 Drunks 2 Drunks
:happy_b-d Happy B-day Happy B-day
:juggle: Juggle Juggle
:dj: dj dj
:headbange headbanger headbanger
:orangevom vomit vomit
Aliens
What to Type Resulting Graphic Meaning
:martian: Martian Martian
:abduct: Abduct Abduct
:beammeup: Abduction Abduction
:ufo: ufo ufo
:alien2: Alien2 Alien2
:alien3: Alien 3 Alien 3
:alien1: Alien1 Alien1
Animals
What to Type Resulting Graphic Meaning
:mfight: Monkey fight Monkey fight
:bat: bat bat
:dpipe: Dragonpipe Dragonpipe
:yeehaw: Hyaww Mule Hyaww Mule
:mdance: Monkey Dance Monkey Dance
:cat: Cat Cat
:dwave: Dragon Wave Dragon Wave
:goat: Goat Goat
:bat_3: bat bat
:fish3: Fish 3 Fish 3
:zzzzzz: Counting Sheep Counting Sheep
Mr. Green
What to Type Resulting Graphic Meaning
:greensant Green santa Green santa
:smooch: Baaaaaby! Baaaaaby!
:spider: Spider Spider
:green_bou bouncy bouncy
:singers2: fingers fingers
:grinwink: Grin Wink Grin Wink
:green_thu Green Thumb Green Thumb
:looking: Looking Looking
:big_grin2 Big Grin Big Grin
:roftlmao: ROTFLMAO ROTFLMAO
:pile: Pile Pile
:green_cry Green cry Green cry
:mrgreen: Mr. Green Mr. Green
:greenguyf greenguy greenguy
:tan: SunTan SunTan
:blah: blah blah
:toothless toothless toothless
:matrix: Matrix Matrix
:grncool: Green Cool Green Cool
:jump_bunc jump jump
Balls
What to Type Resulting Graphic Meaning
:red_bounc red bounce red bounce
:redbounce redbounce redbounce
:odd: Odd Odd
:fire_boun fire bounce fire bounce
:purle_2_b bouncy bouncy
:m_c_bounc multi color bounce multi color bounce
:mirror_bo mirror bounce mirror bounce
:idea2: Idea Idea
:thewave: The Wave: The Wave:
:blibk2: Burn 2 Burn 2
:happyball Happy Ball Happy Ball
:bounce8: Bounce 8 Bounce 8
Symbols
What to Type Resulting Graphic Meaning
:psign: Peace Sign Peace Sign
:shamrock: Shamrock Shamrock
:eagle2: Eagle 2 Eagle 2
:eagle: Eagle Eagle
:skull: Skull Skull
:yinyang: Yin Yang Yin Yang
:trek: Trek Trek
Signs
What to Type Resulting Graphic Meaning
:pics: Pics Pics
:LOL: LOL LOL
:givebeer: Give Beer Give Beer
:roflmao2: ROFLMAO 2 ROFLMAO 2
:huh3: huh huh
:gp: Good Post Good Post
:zmoz: Zmoz Zmoz
:biteme: Bite me Bite me
:woohoo: Woohooo Woohooo
:bye: BYE! BYE!
:search: Search Search
:lickme: Lick Me Lick Me
:uthere: U There U There
:coolman: Cool Man Cool Man
:wazzzzup: wazzzzup wazzzzup
:goodluck: Good Luck Good Luck
:nowork: No Workie No Workie
:anothersm Misc Misc
:yomama: I'm with your mom I'm with your mom
:withstupi I am with stupid I am with stupid
:rockon: Rock On Rock On
Devils
What to Type Resulting Graphic Meaning
:devilfing Devil finger Devil finger
:devil_fin Devil fingers Devil fingers
:dev: devil devil
:devil_cry Devil cry Devil cry
:devil_shy Devil shy Devil shy
:devilwink devil wink devil wink
:devil3: devil3 devil3
:devil_tai Devil tail Devil tail
:devil_vom Devil vomit Devil vomit
:devil_sho devil shock devil shock
:devilsnea devil sneaky devil sneaky
:devil_smi devil smoke devil smoke
:devil_lau devil laugh devil laugh
:devil_ide Devil Idea Devil Idea
:devil_fla devil flames devil flames
Female :D
What to Type Resulting Graphic Meaning
:cheer2: Cheer 2 Cheer 2
:p2: Pirate Girl Pirate Girl
:cheer: Cheer Cheer
:woman2: Woman 2 Woman 2
Misc.
What to Type Resulting Graphic Meaning
:spiderman Spiderman Spiderman
:scared: Scared Scared
:globe2: Globe2 Globe2
:waa: Waaaaaah Waaaaaah
angel_4: angel angel
:spin2: Spin2 Spin2
:native: native native
:flames2: flames flames
"block_hea square square
:jokeryell joker joker
:fuzzy: Fuzzy Fuzzy
:popcorn: popcorn popcorn
:eye: eye eye
:run2: Run 2 Run 2
:goofather Dunce2 Dunce2
:newbie: newbie newbie
:bartinato Bartinator Bartinator
:burger: Burger Burger
:plasma: Plasma Ball Plasma Ball
:not_sure: Not sure Not sure
:d_vadar: darth darth
:spam: Spam Spam
:chain: Chain Chain
:globe1: Globe1 Globe1
:marvin: Marvin Marvin
:rant: soap box soap box
:cookie: Cookie Monster Cookie Monster
:globe3: Globe 3 Globe 3
:iwojima: Iwo Jima Iwo Jima
:bugeye: Bug Eye Bug Eye
:wired: Wired Wired
:movineye: Movineye Movineye
:happyhack Happy hacker Happy hacker
:flyer: flyer flyer
:dragon: Dragon Dragon
:addpics: PICS! PICS!
:macarena: Macarena Macarena
:worry: Worry Worry
:lone_rang lone ranger lone ranger
:purplebea beady eyes beady eyes
:calvin: Calvin Calvin
:rainbow: rainbow rainbow
:pimpdaddy pimp pimp
:tredmill: tred mill tred mill
:light_smo light smoke light smoke
:whack: whack whack
:welder: Welder Welder
:kaioken: kaioken kaioken
:flowers: flowers flowers
:radioacti radioactive radioactive
:electric: Electric Electric
:kishug: Kishug Kishug
:cof1: Coffee 1 Coffee 1
:goofy_fac goofy face goofy face
:snowman: snowman snowman
:jumpy: jumpy jumpy
:goofy: Goofy Goofy
:flame: flame flame
:quiteevil quiteevil quiteevil
:chef: chef chef
:static: Static Static
;redeyesgr redeye redeye
:toilet: toilet toilet
:lick_lips Mmmmm Mmmmm
:jumprope: jumprope jumprope
:big3: BIG 3 BIG 3
:stupid2: Stupid 2 Stupid 2
:Smiles_Bl Smiles_Blue_smiley2_prv Smiles_Blue_smiley2_prv
:smile5: Smile 5 Smile 5
:vlam: Vlam Vlam
:fire: Fire Fire
Characters
What to Type Resulting Graphic Meaning
:doom: Doom Doom
:rrunner: Road Runner Road Runner
:homer: Homer Homer
:kilroy: kilroy kilroy
:stewie: Stewie Stewie
:ghost: Ghost Ghost

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