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Two elderly women were out driving in a large car - both could barely see over the dashboard. As they were cruising along, they came to an intersection. The stoplight was red, but they just went on through.
The woman in the passenger seat thought to herself "I must be losing it. I could have sworn we just went through a red light." After a few more minutes, they came to another intersection and the light was red again.
Again, they went right through. The woman in the passenger seat was almost sure that the light had been red but was really concerned that she was losing it. She was getting nervous At the next intersection, sure enough, the light was red and they went on through. So, she turned to the other woman and said, "Mildred, did you know that we just ran through three red lights in a row? You could have killed us both!"
Mildred turned to her and said, "Oh! Am I driving?" |
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02-18-2005, 08:07 PM
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Lotsa grits served!!!
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Archos hits 100GB for portable video player
After adding digital-video recording capabilities to its hard-drive-based line of portable media players, Archos is turning up the volume on the capacity of its devices to 100GB.
The company announced on Friday its Pocket Video Recorder AV4100, as well as $50 price cuts to other devices in its AV400 series. The AV4100 will cost $800 and will be available in retail stores by the end of February. The 20GB AV420 now costs $500, and the 80GB AV480 costs $750
EEEEEK!
http://news.com.com/Archos+hits+100G...5731&subj=news
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02-18-2005, 08:28 PM
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Zombie Controll
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hmm 20 gig only 300 less, that aint right.
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02-18-2005, 11:10 PM
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Lotsa grits served!!!
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Too too funny. Those prices are outrageous...but then again...I do not have to buy.  
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02-20-2005, 04:29 AM
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Finally broadbanded
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Well aren't you just so specccccccccccial. I'll deal with my 10 FPS AVI Player with the 3" screen.
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02-20-2005, 09:06 AM
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Lotsa grits served!!!
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You sure man I hear they are a good deal. lol
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02-20-2005, 01:29 PM
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May the spork be with you
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for $800, you could get a cheap laptop with a 120gb HDD...
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02-20-2005, 04:20 PM
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Lotsa grits served!!!
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yup.
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