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Two elderly women were out driving in a large car - both could barely see over the dashboard. As they were cruising along, they came to an intersection. The stoplight was red, but they just went on through. The woman in the passenger seat thought to herself "I must be losing it. I could have sworn we just went through a red light." After a few more minutes, they came to another intersection and the light was red again.

Again, they went right through. The woman in the passenger seat was almost sure that the light had been red but was really concerned that she was losing it. She was getting nervous At the next intersection, sure enough, the light was red and they went on through. So, she turned to the other woman and said, "Mildred, did you know that we just ran through three red lights in a row? You could have killed us both!"

Mildred turned to her and said, "Oh! Am I driving?"

Old 10-21-2009, 08:04 AM   #1
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Luis Fonsi, Grupo Montez De Durango, Laura Pausini, Espinoza Paz And La Quinta Estacion To Perform On The 10th Annual Latin Grammy® Awards

LUIS FONSI, GRUPO MONTEZ DE DURANGO, LAURA PAUSINI, ESPINOZA PAZ AND LA QUINTAESTACION TO PERFORM ON THE10TH ANNUAL LATIN GRAMMY® AWARDS

EUGENIO DERBEZ AND LUCERO TO HOST
THe BIGGEST NIGHT in LATIN MUSIC


Alexander Acha, Beto Cuevas, Cucu Diamantes, Juan Luis Guerra and Gian Marco to
Present at Milestone Telecast Airing Nov. 5 on Univision Network Live
From Mandalay Bay Events Center in Las Vegas

MIAMI (Oct. 21, 2009) - Luis Fonsi, Grupo Montez De Durango, Laura Pausini,
Espinoza Paz and La Quinta Estación are the latest performers announced for the 10th
Annual Latin GRAMMY® Awards telecast, it was announced today by The Latin Recording
Academy®. Actor/Comedian Eugenio Derbez and actress/singer Lucero will co-host the
10th anniversary celebration. Confirmed to present awards are current Latin GRAMMY
nominees Alexander Acha, Beto Cuevas, Cucu Diamantes and Gian Marco; and two-time
GRAMMY® and nine-time Latin GRAMMY winner Juan Luis Guerra. The milestone telecast
is set for Nov. 5 at the Mandalay Bay Events Center in Las Vegas, and will be
broadcast live on the Univision Network from 8 - 11 p.m. ET/PT (7 p.m. Central). For
updates and breaking news, please visit The Latin Recording Academy's social
networks on Twitter and Facebook: www.twitter.com/latingrammys,
www.facebook.com/latingrammys.

Singer/Songwriter Luis Fonsi garnered two nominations for Record Of The Year and
Song Of The Year for "Aquí Estoy Yo" (with Aleks Syntek, Noel Schajris, and David
Bisbal). Two-time Latin GRAMMY and GRAMMY winner Laura Pausini has two nods for
Record Of The Year ("En Cambio No") and Best Female Pop Vocal Album (Primavera
Anticipada). Regional Mexican singer/songwriter Espinoza Paz is nominated for Best
Regional Mexican Song for "Espero" (performed by Grupo Montez De Durango). La Quinta
Estación is nominated for Best Pop Album By A Duo Or Group With Vocal for Sin
Frenos.

Previously announced performers include current Latin GRAMMY nominees Rubén Blades,
Calle 13, David Bisbal, Shaila Dúrcal, and Luz Ríos as well as 14-time Latin GRAMMY
and two-time GRAMMY winner Alejandro Sanz.

Sanz' performance will help celebrate the milestone 10th Latin GRAMMYs. The Latin
Recording Academy and Univision are offering music fans the opportunity to get
involved in this year's celebration and decide which song he will sing on the
telecast. To participate, fans should visit the "Tú decides qué canta Alejandro
Sanz<http://www.univision.com/content/con...ml?cid=2122989>" promotion at
www.univision.com and vote for one of his Latin GRAMMY-winning songs: "El Alma Al
Aire," "Y Solo Se Me Ocurre Amarte," "No Es Lo Mismo," and "Tu No Tienes Alma."

Once again, Univision.com is the official Spanish-language Web site for the 10th
Annual Latin GRAMMY Awards. Find exclusive coverage of this year's performers at
www.latingrammy.univision.com, including video interviews and photos, an extensive
archive of past shows, and dedicated forums for fans to share their excitement
leading up to the live broadcast. For access to the latest Latin GRAMMY scoop and
photos on-the-go, visit Univision.com on any web-enabled mobile device.

Preceding the Awards show telecast, Univision will present exclusive "Noche de
Estrellas" (Night of the Stars) coverage of the celebrity arrivals direct from the
Latin GRAMMY Awards Green Carpet starting at 7p.m. ET/PT (6 p.m. Central). Presented
by "Primer Impacto" co-anchor Bárbara Bermudo and host of"Nuestra Belleza Latina"
Giselle Blondet, "Noche de Estrellas" will feature live interviews and commentary on
the stars and their fashions, and provide viewers an intimate and up close look at
Latin music's most glamorous gala event.

A limited number of tickets to the 10th Annual Latin GRAMMY Awards are available to
the public and may be purchased at the Mandalay Bay Events Center box office
(877.632.7400; www.mandalaybay.com) or through Ticketmaster (www.ticketmaster.com).

The Latin Recording Academy is an international, membership-based organization
comprised of Spanish- and Portuguese-speaking recording artists, musicians,
songwriters, producers and other creative and technical recording professionals. The
organization is dedicated to improving the quality of life and cultural condition
for Latin music and its makers. In addition to producing the Latin GRAMMY Awards to
honor excellence in the recorded arts and sciences, The Latin Recording Academy
provides educational and outreach programs for the Latin music community. For more
information about The Latin Recording Academy, please visit www.latingrammy.com. For
breaking news and exclusive content, join the organization's social networks as a
Twitter follower at www.twitter.com/latingrammys, and a Facebook fan at
www.facebook.com/latingrammys.
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